you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You should frame my arrest warrant.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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