Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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