I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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