If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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