WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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