It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
