Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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