But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
