Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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