how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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