No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
