Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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