I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
