so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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