And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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