But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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