It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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