i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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