that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
