Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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