thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Randomize
