How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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