i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
