Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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