What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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