White coat. Heels.
You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I love having hate sex.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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