these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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