why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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