I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He passed out mid-signature
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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