I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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