break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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