on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I love you.
Bad choice
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