i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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