There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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