My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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