She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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