i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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