yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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