THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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