giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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