Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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