we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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