My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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