I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
True strength comes from lack of pants
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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