Christians are straight up FREAKS
I want to have your abortion
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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