so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
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