He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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