found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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