WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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