youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
The best revenge is premature balding
It was confusing and full of hummus
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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