I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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