This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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